Mr Olovsson

This is a story written by me and some of my classmates two years ago…

Once upon a time there was an old pig that lived with her three children in a nice small farm; but there was not enough space for all four so she told them:

• Mom: Eat your broccoli and then move out of here
  
• Pig 2: But… but… 
  
• Mom: Just go!
  

She pointed at the door and the three little pigs went out. The pigs decided that:

• Pig 3: We have to get a house
  
• Pig 1: Yeah, but I don’t want to have you two around 
  
• Pig 2: Fine! I’ll build my own house!
  

The three pigs walked seperated ways. The first pig built a house of used World of Warcraft pre-paid game cards.

• Pig 1: Damn, I’m so über, my house owns. Nothing can destroy this.
  

Behind a bush the big bad Chuck Norris was hiding, thinking…

• Chuck: It would be nice with some pork for lunch, I haven’t had a meal in like 20 minutes…
  

Chuck Norris sneaked up to the house and said:

• Chuck: Hmm, this card is loose, what happens if I remove it?
  

The house fell like a card house, and there stood the little pig installing his cable-TV. In chock the pig said…

• Pig 1: How dare you destroy my house I have built it by myself it took me forever and by the way who are you?
  
• Chuck: I’m just Chuck Norris, and now I’m going to eat you
  
• Pig 1: I have to warn my brothers!
  

The pig took up his cellphone but before he dialled the number Chuck Norris stepped forward and with a big chomp he ate the pig.

• Chuck: Brothers huh? Well, I’m still hungry so I think I’ll find them
  

So Chuck Norris went searching for the brothers. In the meantime the second pig was celebrating that he was done building his yellow submarine.

• Pig 2: I am living in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine… And I have 12 Jolt Colas.
  

Chuck Norris took a deep breath and dived down to the yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine. He knocked on the window, and the pig said…

• Pig 2: Who the hell is knocking on my window, it’s like 300 feets down? 
  
• Chuck: Please let me *blub* in, I’m drowning
  

The little pig opened the window and drowned, so Chuck Norris made a fire (under water, lol) and boiled the yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine, with the pig in it, and then ate him.

• Chuck: Well, the first pig said brothers so there must be more pigs to eat
  

The third pig was too lazy and didn’t have time to build his own house, because he had to play on his level 65 paladin, so he moved into an apartment. Chuck Norris came to the third pigs’ apartment. He tried to open the door but it was locked. He shouted:

• Chuck: Let me in! 
  
• Pig 3: No! I only have one bar to level 70!
  

Then Chuck Norris realised that he owned this apartment so he had the keys. When he came through the door the third pig shouted “DING”, made a magic shield, shouted…

• Pig 3: HEARTSTONE!
  

…and suddently disappeared. But Chuck Norris was calm as usual, walked to the third pigs’ computer, selected his WoW-character and pressed delete.

The End.